IRC Logs

IRC LOGS
This is a collection of IRC logs that I find funny.... Some of them may be of offense to some people, but I don't really care cuz it's all in good fun.. :)

SeN|QmW Log:
SeN|QmW buffer saved on Mon Jan 26 03:14:57 1998
<{SeN|QmW}> The picked me out as an innocent victim
<{Toaster}> really?
<{SeN|QmW}> For no reason
<{Toaster}> .x.
<{SeN|QmW}> they fucked with me
<{Toaster}> cool :P
<{Toaster}> j/k
<{Toaster}> i don't like them either
<{SeN|QmW}> you know them?
<{SeN|QmW}> they sent me a script..
<{SeN|QmW}> Funny how you share the same isp as Mindwarp..
<{SeN|QmW}> like im stupid..
<{SeN|QmW}> lol
<{Toaster}> actually.. i spoof this one
<{SeN|QmW}> So tell me what you know about the Havoc crew?
<{Toaster}> they're this group of guys that rape innocent young victims
<{Toaster}> i'm trying to get him k-lined cuz he infected me with havoc also..
<{SeN|QmW}> you mean like play on irc or really rape chicks in real life?
<{SeN|QmW}> Wat exactly happened?
<{Toaster}> both..
<{SeN|QmW}> how did you get infected with the havoc?
<{Toaster}> but they dont only go after girls.. they like the young males too
<{SeN|QmW}> Wow..are they really good hackers or wannabe faggots?
<{Toaster}> really, they're just these kids that think they're all cool and hack things like whitehouse.gov and stuff
<{Toaster}> and faggots
<{SeN|QmW}> hehe
<{SeN|QmW}> So how did they select you as a victim? and what happened to you when you were hit?
<{Toaster}> the analy probed me with a snake light
<{SeN|QmW}> Ya sure
<{Toaster}> You don't believe me?
<{Toaster}> you ever had a snake light shoved up your ass?
<{SeN|QmW}> How did this happen?
<{SeN|QmW}> No
<{SeN|QmW}> How did this happen?
<{Toaster}> well it started on irc..
<{Toaster}> i was talking about the bird....
<{SeN|QmW}> ok
<{SeN|QmW}> which bird?
<{Toaster}> the dead bird in the shoe box under my bed..
<{SeN|QmW}> ok and then what
<{Toaster}> it's rather well...... ironic that it's in a shoe box now..... here's what happened:
<{Toaster}> i was puttig on my shoes one day when i damn near half squished this bird that was in my she
<{Toaster}> shoe
<{Toaster}> first i gave it artificial resperation and cpr, but that just didn't work dammit..
<{SeN|QmW}> ya
<{SeN|QmW}> and what happened?
<{Toaster}> so i took the battery out of my walk man, and hooked up a small piece of wire to it and tried to zap it back to life
<{SeN|QmW}> really?
<{SeN|QmW}> wow
<{SeN|QmW}> so how does this all tie into havoc?
<{Toaster}> but the fucking thing didn't work, *AND* drained my battery so i had no way to listen to my music on my journey back home
<{Toaster}> so i got it home, and it died..
<{Toaster}> i tried to flush it down the toilet, but it was too big
<{SeN|QmW}> ok
<{Toaster}> so i dried it off in the microwave
<{SeN|QmW}> ok..
<{Toaster}> and put it in my brand new airwalk shoe's shoebox and it's under my bed right now because there is three feet of snow covering the frozen earth and i'm too lazy to go and dig a big hole for it
<{Toaster}> it's really starting to stink in my room now btw..
<{SeN|QmW}> Where ya from?
<{Toaster}> anyways.. i told them this and they called me a "31337 14M3R"
<{Toaster}> i didn't know what that was
<{Toaster}> they said it mean a stupid ass mother fucker
<{Toaster}> and asked me for my address
<{Toaster}> so i gave it to them..
<{Toaster}> 439 South Simpson street (by the hooker's corner)
<{Toaster}> Thunder Bay, Ontario
<{Toaster}> Canada
<{Toaster}> and they came here one night and came to my house
<{Toaster}> the came inside and fucked my anally for hours.... then they came and put a snake light up my ass and left me in my bedroom for 2 days while they had a party in my living room
<{SeN|QmW}> Funny dude..
<{SeN|QmW}> I guess yer one of the havoc faggot too eh?
<{Toaster}> they took it out and i had to goto the hostpital and get a surgeon to tie up my asshole real tight
<{Toaster}> and that's what happened to me..
<{SeN|QmW}> Yer funny dude..
<{Toaster}> What's Your Story?
<{SeN|QmW}> I might beleive that story..
<{SeN|QmW}> But
<{SeN|QmW}> My story is that there are these lame candian faggots called havoc
<{SeN|QmW}> who send scripts around in irc channels..
<{SeN|QmW}> and by accidents sometimes people dont deny the send..
<{SeN|QmW}> so they get infected with these scripts..
<{SeN|QmW}> So when ever someone gets hit..these little lame faggots can control them remotely..
<{SeN|QmW}> and when the fun wears off..
<{SeN|QmW}> and these little faggots can control anymore
<{SeN|QmW}> they resort to using these nuke programs
<{SeN|QmW}> but what these lame fucks dont get is that people have patches
<{SeN|QmW}> and firewalls
<{SeN|QmW}> but they wont understand that
<{SeN|QmW}> its too hard..
<{SeN|QmW}> cuz all they can do is d/l these scripts
<{SeN|QmW}> and send them
<{SeN|QmW}> no skills
<{SeN|QmW}> or smarts
<{SeN|QmW}> just plain lameness
<{SeN|QmW}> anyone can /dns someone
<{SeN|QmW}> or /whois
<{SeN|QmW}> doesnt take brains..
<{Toaster}> They must be pretty smart to be able to take over your computer like that.
<{SeN|QmW}> Nahh
<{SeN|QmW}> its a script..
<{SeN|QmW}> not hard at all..
<{SeN|QmW}> Ya see..
<{Toaster}> when didyou get "infected"?
<{SeN|QmW}> last week
<{SeN|QmW}> So these havoc faggots are nothing important..
<{Toaster}> what does your nick name stand for?
<{SeN|QmW}> Sensei
<{SeN|QmW}> and the QMW is a quake clan
<{Toaster}> lol.. you must be a faggot
<{SeN|QmW}> Nope
<{Toaster}> naming yourself after a quake clan
<{SeN|QmW}> u are
<{Toaster}> am i now?
<{SeN|QmW}> nope
<{SeN|QmW}> Ya
<{SeN|QmW}> you and all your faggot Havoc queer pals
<{SeN|QmW}> Thinking im stupid..
<{SeN|QmW}> of course i know u are one of the havoc queers..
<{Toaster}> why would you think that?
<{SeN|QmW}> Well let me tell you something..
<{SeN|QmW}> If i really want..
<{Toaster}> if you really want what?
<{Toaster}> buhbye. :P
<{Toaster}> *** SeN|QmW has quit IRC (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
End of SeN|QmW buffer Mon Jan 26 03:14:57 1998

_8in_Cock Log:
_8in_Cock buffer saved on Fri Dec 26 11:17:30 1997
<_8in_Cock> hi
<{Toaster}> hi
<_8in_Cock> a/s/l ?
<{Toaster}> 4082/undetermined/wherple world
<_8in_Cock> i've talked to u b4...
<_8in_Cock> ... u come from another planet, u r here to investigate us humans
<_8in_Cock> am i correct ?
<{Toaster}> yes
<{Toaster}> you are close..
<_8in_Cock> can i ask u a question...
<{Toaster}> what?
<_8in_Cock> ... i mean, being that u r a superior way of life...
<_8in_Cock> ... does the human race have ne hope ?
<{Toaster}> no...... it's going to die..
<_8in_Cock> r u really doomed, or will we make it ?
<{Toaster}> i don't know if i should say how or not..
<_8in_Cock> won't we make it ?
<{Toaster}> i will tell you if you promise not to tell anybody..
<_8in_Cock> I promise
<{Toaster}> you see, there will be this day, where the rulers of your world will command all humans to go swimming in the oceans and body's of water connected to them..
<_8in_Cock> yes... and ?
<{Toaster}> this giant hair dryer will come down from outer space and fall into the water causing all of you's to be electrocuted...
<_8in_Cock> may i ask who will send the hair dryer ?
<{Toaster}> it will be the evil evil evil ruler of Peujendia....
<{Toaster}> he has powers.. the smallest city on his planet is bigger than earth itself..
<_8in_Cock> and can't u do something about it ?
<{Toaster}> i have decided not to.. i will goto my secret hiding place and get my space craft and return to peujendia's 2nd moon, my home..
<_8in_Cock> but can't u help us ?
<_8in_Cock> y won't u help us ?
<_8in_Cock> what have we done to u ?
<{Toaster}> no.. i will not interfere with my ruler's commands..
<{Toaster}> what have you earthlings done to us?!?
<{Toaster}> you're planet was created!
<_8in_Cock> y ? what have we done to u ?
<_8in_Cock> yes
<_8in_Cock> but that wasn't our fault
<_8in_Cock> further more think of all the innocent kids who u will be eliminating...
<_8in_Cock> ... babies...
<{Toaster}> we do not care about that.
<_8in_Cock> ... who hjave done nothing wrong in their lives
<_8in_Cock> how can u not care ?
<{Toaster}> we care about our survival.. we need the planet "earth" to fill in a pot hole on main street back on peujendia..
<_8in_Cock> would u not care if someone came and destryed ur plaet.....
<_8in_Cock> ... and killed all of the ppl in it..
<_8in_Cock> .. all ur loved ones, just because they needed..
<_8in_Cock> ... a ball to play soccer
<{Toaster}> i could care less about that tho, you see...... that pot hole on main street is quite large..
<_8in_Cock> i must say that the 1st time i spoke with u..
<_8in_Cock> ... u seemed to be more benvolent..
<{Toaster}> i have never spoken to you before...
<_8in_Cock> ... a nicer being..
<_8in_Cock> ... a true leader
<_8in_Cock> now instead u dissapoint me terribly
<{Toaster}> i am not a leader..
<_8in_Cock> oh yes u have, i was using a different identity
<_8in_Cock> when i spoke to u b4 u seemed like a leader..
<{Toaster}> i am a peujendian warrior sent to earth to get all of the vodka i can before we destroy your planet making it fill for our pothole
<_8in_Cock> ... someone who wanted to do something about us..
<_8in_Cock> ... someone who wanted to save us
<{Toaster}> but i do not worry about that anymore..
<_8in_Cock> not save us from ursleves, but save us from rsleves
<_8in_Cock> not save us from ursleves, but save us from oursleves
<{Toaster}> you want i should come over there and kill you?
<_8in_Cock> y not ?
<_8in_Cock> what has happened to him/she who i admired once ?
<_8in_Cock> to the Peujendian who once was my hero, and inspiration
<{Toaster}> i care not of the inspiration and your sobby sad little human sickening eyes..
<{Toaster}> i care of serving my ruler honestly..
<{Toaster}> no.. i shall kill you...
<_8in_Cock> i must say u dissapoint me terribly
<_8in_Cock> i once believed in u
<_8in_Cock> the last time we spoke u gave me hope for my race...
<_8in_Cock> ... now u only show me that not only us, but also u..
<_8in_Cock> ...the Peujendian...
<_8in_Cock> ... are doomed
<{Toaster}> you are doomed
-> [_8in_cock] PING
*** _8in_Cock ([email protected]) Quit (Operation timed out)

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That would be all.... I nuked him at the end after i said you are doomed...he came back as king after that.... here's what he said..
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King buffer saved on Fri Dec 26 11:26:30 1997
r u still there ?=
<{Toaster}> did you get nuked earthling?
<{Toaster}> i hear somebody in #chataway is nuking people..
yes,
but not by a human being...
<{Toaster}> well.. i don't feel like talking to you..
it was worst and more powerful than that...
<{Toaster}> you shall die .. atleast from irc until i render it time to come and kill you in person...
... it was terrible !!!
it was Windows 95 !!!!
-> [king] PING
hello �????
<{Toaster}> windows95 will make you die again.
End of King buffer Fri Dec 26 11:26:30 1997
*** King ([email protected]) Quit (Operation timed out)

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after saying windows95 will make you die again, i nuked him again. :)
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Thrasher Log:
tHRASHER buffer saved on Wed Feb 18 00:03:45 1998
so ypu jealous that im in the X games punk?
fuck buddy your fuckin old school
<{Toaster}> yea.. i'm jealous
<{Toaster}> what are you in the X games for?
freestyle ramp..but like you care asshole you care about what pe9olpe tall you
buddy are you a fuckin fag stop stalkin me!!!!!!!!!
<{Toaster}> i'm stalkin you?
buddy your a fuckin lo0sder
<{Toaster}> ah.. you don't know what you're talking about.. you're drumk remember?
fuck yah nbuddy i am the bomb and will unleash on your ass!!!!!!! i know who yah are
<{Toaster}> who am i?
tim...i am gonna fucking end you bitch'
<{Toaster}> cool
End of tHRASHER buffer Wed Feb 18 00:03:45 1998

This is where thrasher came back:

BudThrash Log:
BudThrash buffer saved on Wed Feb 18 02:24:33 1998
hey you tim?
<{Toaster}> what?
you know thrasher?
<{Toaster}> yea
why you roddin him for hes one cool dude?
<{Toaster}> ah i wuzn't roddin him
yah earlier you and your friends calling him a bullshitter
i read all of it
<{Toaster}> ah.. some of the stuff he says is bullshit tho
you guys must be jealous, you ever been to his house?
hes got pantera shit, letters from dimebag and all kind of shit..he isnt no bullshitter
believe me me and my buds jam and party with him all the time
you alive?
<{Toaster}> yea
<{Toaster}> i'm just doin some stuff too
whats this comb shit?
<{Toaster}> i got no clue
dude did he shock you finding out your name?
<{Toaster}> no
<{Toaster}> i bet laurenn gave it to him.
well thrasher and i are hackers
sorry bud but he aint no bullshitter, he covers my back and i cover his
<{Toaster}> ah.. ok
well dude say hi to thrasher for me, and ill tell you one thing..
<{Toaster}> what's that?
if you think hes a bullshitter..
go to his house
he aint a bullshitter
<{Toaster}> he seriously told us he jammed with pantera and slayer.... would you believe somebody that just said that to you?
hes got shit..photos..pics..and letters from pantera and all kind of bands
he said he never jammed with them
<{Toaster}> well whatever.
your the one making up bullshit
<{Toaster}> i'm goin to sleep.. i got school tomorrow..
what school?
<{Toaster}> westgate
<{Toaster}> i mean hamm
<{Toaster}> i keep fuckin saying westgate cuz i just started at hamm
well anyhow, if you dont believe him get to know him..and
my names Ares Dominko
<{Toaster}> uh.. ok
i play in Downset
he aint no liar
thrasher used to play with me and my bros. in downset..unfortuna tely he had a back operation and moved to T.Bay
you talk to Thrasher often?
<{Toaster}> not lately
was yur name?
<{Toaster}> uh..
<{Toaster}> yooou're the one who asked me if i was tim
truths
tim?
what?
well tim....
spred the word...
<{Toaster}> uh.. k
Thrasher aint no bullshitter
and as for james hetfield
its b.s.
<{Toaster}> what is?
hetfield being thrashers uncle
<{Toaster}> i kinda guessed that..
mike guerin started that shit and all the untrue rumours
<{Toaster}> who's mike guerin?
dont know?
<{Toaster}> no
but i will find out
<{Toaster}> ah.. k
<{Toaster}> laurenn told u who i was eh?
hes some fat loser who shoves combs ip his ass
<{Toaster}> HAHA
mike guerin was caught shoving a comb up his ass
thrasher caught him
<{Toaster}> HAHA
when thrasher left mikes band job tips..mike said that thrasher was the one ..so you know whos the bullshitter is huh?
<{Toaster}> yea
mike guerin
mike guerin
mike guerin
<{Toaster}> ya think? :P
tim find out where this mike lives
i wanna fuck him up
<{Toaster}> k.. cool
<{Toaster}> ;)
and all the dudes in Downset too
<{Toaster}> cool shit
so if you see thrasher tell him ares says hi
<{Toaster}> ok
<{Toaster}> where u at right now?
and remember..the rumours you hear about people arnt always true!!
<{Toaster}> yea.. i have rumours goin around about me too
in winnipeg..comps. and defacing the baynet..illegaly
whats your rumours?
<{Toaster}> just a bunch of shit
like what?
<{Toaster}> uh.... just about me like saying shit about people but i didn't say it
get thrasher to back you up
<{Toaster}> like... my exgf says i'm like teling people she cheated on me and shit
<{Toaster}> i mean.. telling people i said she cheated on me..
hes one suicidal dude..he takes pills for his back.but the pills make him snap
<{Toaster}> shitty..
<{Toaster}> that's gotta suck
talk to thrasher hes one cool dude and get him to show you some of his dimebag letters..and show you his rippin chords on the guitar hes fuckin cool..and fuckin rad
well i gotta go, hey dude spread the word...
<{Toaster}> yea.. i gotta go too
<{Toaster}> Cya
Mike Guerin shoves combs up his Ass
<{Toaster}> heh yea
spread the word
<{Toaster}> yup
and remember thrasher aint a bullshitter..dont believe rumours that you hear? when in doubt ask him
<{Toaster}> sure
<{Toaster}> cya later
say hi to thrash talk to some other time..this is ares for Downset saying cya
End of BudThrash buffer Wed Feb 18 02:24:33 1998

The Famous "Jizz is a drug" Log:
* Logging #kelvin to: [#kelvin.log]
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<{Toastey}> how old are you?
<{cadets}> what will it take?
<{cadets}> 15
<{cadets}> u?
<{Toastey}> yer just a youngin..
<{Toastey}> i'm 42
<{Toastey}> we3 is 33..
<{cadets}> big age difference
<{WeThree}> you're an old fart toast-head
<{WeThree}> You're bright for your age cadets
<{Toastey}> dammit.. leave me alone!
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<{Cadet1}> thanks!
<{WeThree}> damn
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<{Toastey}> where's youre lil bum buddy?
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<{WeThree}> Nick uploaded all this shitty warez to my site..
<{cadets}> what will it take?
<{Toastey}> it's shitty?
<{WeThree}> yeah
<{WeThree}> he uploaded it and I just deleted it
<{Toastey}> u'd think he'd have cool stuff cuz hes all elite an stuff.. :P
<{cadets}> he went to bed
<{Toastey}> where's youre lil bum buddy?
<{Toastey}> smart kid..
<{cadets}> ya
<{Toastey}> how old is he?
<{WeThree}> 349 kilobytes/second
<{WeThree}> That is damn fast
<{cadets}> 14
<{Toastey}> damn that's nice.. :)
<{Toastey}> damn.. too bad yer only 2 and 3 years younger than me..
<{WeThree}> I just weed my pants over that
<{WeThree}> mmmmm weed
<{Toastey}> heh.. weeeeeed..
* WeThree drifts off
<{WeThree}> into a better place
<{cadets}> weed is good
<{WeThree}> whoa.. heh.. back to reality
<{Toastey}> new years we're gettin a 66er and some herbs..
<{Toastey}> how do you smoke it cadets?
<{WeThree}> cadets: hows it flow up there in canada for you?
<{cadets}> bong/pipe
<{Toastey}> what's a bong?
<{cadets}> great
<{WeThree}> Do you like topico black?
<{WeThree}> Its popular hear..
<{WeThree}> here..
<{Toastey}> you ever had oil cadets?
<{cadets}> not yet
<{Toastey}> do you konw what it is?
<{cadets}> but its on my list
<{cadets}> no really
<{Toastey}> how much do you have to smoke before you get stoned lil one?
<{cadets}> 1 and a half g's
<{WeThree}> hardcore.
<{Toastey}> yer a light weight..
<{WeThree}> heh
<{Toastey}> i started smoking dope in grade 8..
<{cadets}> how much do you pay for 1 g?
<{cadets}> me 2
<{Toastey}> fuck you you did..
<{Toastey}> i'm out of school now
<{cadets}> I am in grade 9
<{Toastey}> what the hell is "g"?
<{WeThree}> toastey is a certified burnout..
<{Toastey}> you mean a gram?
<{WeThree}> Hes trying to be cool tim
<{cadets}> yes
<{Toastey}> how much do you pay for you grams?
<{Toastey}> we're both canadian, it shuld be the same price.
<{cadets}> I buy 2 g's at a time for 25$ 5$off!
<{Toastey}> (i know you're in winnipeg..... i'm gonna be comin up there with my gf soon to visit some friends..)
<{Toastey}> oh wow....... 5 bux off..
<{WeThree}> $12 for a gram?
<{Toastey}> i pay 60 for 8 grams.
<{WeThree}> Oh wait.. thats canadian..
<{cadets}> fuck thats good
<{Toastey}> for a standard good gram it's 15 here brian..
<{cadets}> same
<{Toastey}> but that's the premium shit from either B.C. or Jamaica..
<{cadets}> no less
<{Toastey}> you know what red hair is cadets?
<{Toastey}> you do shrooms or acid cadets?
<{cadets}> up here we get it from bc
<{Toastey}> up here.... pfftt... buddy, i'm fuckin less than 12 hours away from you..
<{cadets}> I like shrooms but here they are hard to get and expensive because they cant grow where I am so we get it from BC
<{cadets}> I have done acid
<{Toastey}> uh.. dood... it's colder here than winnipeg..
<{Toastey}> and shrooms only grow in B.C. in canada.... ya fuckin dinkus..
<{cadets}> X-files and chocolate covered ones
<{cadets}> they cant grow very well here
<{Toastey}> and how much shrooms do you take at once ?
<{Toastey}> i'm in canada... 12 hours away dumbass....
<{cadets}> 1 to 2 with a friend
<{Toastey}> with a friend?
<{Toastey}> i drop 2 and a bit and goto raves
<{cadets}> I figured that you were somewhere in Canada
<{Toastey}> i'm in ontario.... like 10 - 12 hours away from u..
<{cadets}> what time is it
<{cadets}> there?
<{Toastey}> you're just getting mad cuz it's after 6am
<{cadets}> it is 5:07 here
<{cadets}> am
<{Toastey}> gonna pretend you're tired so you don't look like such a fuckin fool.
<{WeThree}> 6:08AM here
<{Toastey}> same here brian
* WeThree knows :P
<{cadets}> you are so smart!!!
<{WeThree}> heh
<{Toastey}> fuck u cadets
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<{WeThree}> shut up carlos horsefucker or whatever your name is
* WeThree mocks you
<{Toastey}> oops.. my finger slipped
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<{WeThree}> are you in some kind of ROTC or something?
<{Toastey}> oops.. my finger slipped
<{WeThree}> are you in some kind of ROTC or something?
<{Cadet1}> uh huh!
-> [cadet1] DO beep 75
<{Cadet1}> do you grow anthing?
<{Toastey}> not anymore
<{Cadet1}> what did you grow?
<{Toastey}> pot
<{Cadet1}> DID IT work out?
<{Toastey}> yes
<{Cadet1}> and..
<{Toastey}> and what??
<{Toastey}> are you fuckin dumb i smoked them
<{Cadet1}> how much did you get?
<{Toastey}> what's it matter to you?
<{Cadet1}> just curious
<{Toastey}> put some pot seeds in a glass of water for about 3 weeks
<{WeThree}> he mailed me some
<{Cadet1}> how was it?
<{WeThree}> heres a tip cadet..
<{WeThree}> the seeds are no good for smoking..
<{Cadet1}> I know
* WeThree mocks cadet again
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<{Toastey}> have you had some tapioca brown?
Hello :)
<{WeThree}> hi
<{WeThree}> well
<{Cadet1}> whats that?
<{Toastey}> yer dumb.
<{Cadet1}> I am only 15
<{WeThree}> Do you like Jizz cadet?
<{Toastey}> i'm only 17
<{Cadet1}> never done
<{Toastey}> Jizz is fuckin cool
<{WeThree}> yeah
<{Toastey}> you've never "jizz'd" before or what?
<{WeThree}> Awwww... man.. its awesome
<{WeThree}> jizzing is the greatest
<{Cadet1}> I have to try it!
<{WeThree}> sometimes my girlfriend even helps me
<{WeThree}> yeah its great..
<{WeThree}> what about semen?
<{Toastey}> ever done blades cadet?
What is jizzing :Q :)
<{Cadet1}> But i still like good old fashond pot!
<{WeThree}> Do you like semen cadet?
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<{Cadet1}> I dont ever intend on having semen
<{Toastey}> why not?
<{WeThree}> why not?
<{Cadet1}> what kind of semen?
<{WeThree}> The kind everyones doing
<{Toastey}> don't u and wipeout do semen and jizzing and stuff?
<{WeThree}> its cool
<{Cadet1}> wipeout11 doesint do shit
<{WeThree}> gives you a head rush
<{Toastey}> fudge packing?
<{Cadet1}> he's clean
<{Toastey}> ever done that?
<{WeThree}> Hmm
<{WeThree}> FP'ing is awesome..
<{Cadet1}> nope
<{WeThree}> especiall the expensive kind
<{WeThree}> its a bit more, but worth it
<{Toastey}> it's like so tight and stuff..
<{Toastey}> sometimes you burn..
<{WeThree}> tight as hell
<{Toastey}> but it's worth it..
<{Cadet1}> good
<{Toastey}> makes some people bleed..
<{WeThree}> yeah its icky
<{Cadet1}> I am really wanting to get high right now
<{Toastey}> fp'ing? kinda high?
<{WeThree}> You can make jizz at home..
<{Toastey}> yea.. it's just home ingrediants..
<{Cadet1}> but I am saving for new years I got 6 g's
<{Toastey}> 6 grams of jizz?
<{Cadet1}> me and another guy piched in for new years
<{Cadet1}> pot.
<{Cadet1}> weed
<{Toastey}> 6 grams of fudge is cool too..
<{Cadet1}> mary jane
<{Toastey}> but it's not all that much..
<{Toastey}> in quanity.. but it's enuff..
<{Toastey}> (to make you feel good..)
<{Cadet1}> After about 2 to 3 i get pretty fucked
<{Toastey}> you should do some jizz and pot..
<{Toastey}> then after that a little bit of fudge and you'll be fucked!
<{Toastey}> you should be fucked after just one..
<{Toastey}> one jizz i mean..
<{Cadet1}> new years I am getting really fucked
<{Cadet1}> we pass the bong
<{WeThree}> Ahhh nothing like a jizz-bong..
<{WeThree}> aka circle-jerk
<{WeThree}> fun stuff
<{Cadet1}> so i dont have a gram all to myself I share with 2 ohter guys
<{Toastey}> 2 grams of jizz with other guys?
<{Toastey}> i mean.. a gram of jizz with 2 other guys?
<{Cadet1}> sure
<{Cadet1}> jizz=pot?
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<{WeThree}> er
<{WeThree}> Damn you
<{WeThree}> heh
<{Cadet1}> so your in ontario
<{WeThree}> me?
<{WeThree}> no..
<{WeThree}> I'm in jacksonville florida..
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<{Cadet1}> both of you
hi there
<{WeThree}> just up the road from miami
<{WeThree}> Its a fucking river of green hay
<{Toastey}> so anyways.. you like to share jizz with 2 other guys then?
<{Cadet1}> welcome to pot talk mystii!!!!!
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i like sharing jizz with 2 other girls
<{WeThree}> You should try it cadet, its wicked..
ohhhh pot talk!
<{Cadet1}> I do
i like pot
<{WeThree}> When you both jizz at the same time... whooo wicked
<{Cadet1}> dont we all?
<{Cadet1}> we smoke in my friends hot tub and we listen to tunes aaaaahhhhhhh!
<{WeThree}> DUDE!!
<{Cadet1}> Hey mystii how did you find us
<{Cadet1}> ?
<{Toastey}> you guys do jizz in the hot tub?
<{WeThree}> Try jizzing in the hot tub!
<{WeThree}> its great..
my name is kelvin
<{Cadet1}> ya
<{Cadet1}> okay
for real
<{Cadet1}> f right!
<{Toastey}> You guys do jizz in the hottub?!?
<{Toastey}> oh man.. i gotta try that some time..
<{Cadet1}> ya
<{Cadet1}> If your ever in the area e-mail me
<{WeThree}> I jizzed in my girlfriend in the hottub
<{Toastey}> have you done fudge pakin in the hottub yet?
<{WeThree}> that some wicked stuff lemme tell ya
<{WeThree}> Yeah, maybe you and toaster can jizz together..
<{Cadet1}> sure
<{Cadet1}> hey mystii you are f right?
<{Toastey}> yea.... we could have a lot of fun in your friend's hottub jizzing..
yes
<{Cadet1}> for hours
<{Cadet1}> good
and i like to smoke jizz
<{Toastey}> oh ya man.. jizzing in the hottub for hours.... fuck that's gonna be fun..
<{Toastey}> can we do some fudge packing too!?
i kind of like jizzing at school
<{Cadet1}> but he has one rule that girls are NOT allowed to wear Clothes, and or bathing suits!!!!!!!!
im naked
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<{Cadet1}> I jizz at lunch
<{Cadet1}> the afternoons go faster
<{Cadet1}> and funner
toastey are you naked?
my nipples are firm and erect.
<{Toastey}> now that you're here i am kelvin..
and im naked, jizzing
<{Toastey}> i don't like jizzing sometimes, but can i watch you and your buddy wipeout jizz if i come down there?
sure.. me and my gal
<{Cadet1}> why not
cadet, are you a big fan of jizzing?
<{Cadet1}> come jizz in the hot tub!!!!!
<{Toastey}> we just told him about it tonite..
oh, so hes never experienced jizzing before?
<{Cadet1}> told who?
cadet1, how old are you?
<{Cadet1}> 15
<{Cadet1}> u?
oh my! 15 and never jizzd
<{Toastey}> are we allowed to fudge pack in the hottub? i mean.. remember i told you about fudge packing.... except it's so tight and it burns and you bleed sometimes..... really harsh..
im 14
<{Toastey}> i mean.. really harsh shit..
<{Cadet1}> perfect!!!!
<{Cadet1}> what is it?
<{Cadet1}> or whats in it?
i have a nice bumb and breasts
<{Cadet1}> where did wethree go?
ive been jizzing since i was 11, man!
<{Toastey}> we3 went to sleep..
<{Toastey}> all this talk of jizzing and fudge packing made him tired..
<{Cadet1}> okay
<{Cadet1}> i see
<{Toastey}> so just wait till you try it if it makes we3 tired just to think about it!!!!!
<{Toastey}> you're gonna love it..
<{Toastey}> does wipeout live near you?
Cadet1: you should ask your friends in real life to jizz with you
<{Toastey}> cuz i really wanna get wipeout and you jizzing right away when i come over there..
<{Cadet1}> he lives about 10 min by car
im going to bed. i was jizzing earlier with my girlfriend and im rather tired.
<{Toastey}> you could jizz on the way to his house!!
<{Cadet1}> hey mystii where are you from
<{Cadet1}> ya i could..
<{Cadet1}> but its worth the wait to the hot tub!!!
someone say bye
<{Toastey}> bye mystii
so i dont feel like a hardcore loser
<{Cadet1}> wait
ok thanks
<{Toastey}> g'nite... :)
<{Cadet1}> where are you
<{Cadet1}> okay...
<{Toastey}> anyways...... i gotta go soon too cuz i wanna make some of that homeade jizz and fudge before i go out tomorrow..
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<{Toastey}> hell, you're parents have probably jizzed before....
<{cadets}> ya my mom jizzez all the time!!
<{Toastey}> how do you KNOW your mom jizz's all the time?!?
<{cadets}> the smell
<{Toastey}> what does it smell like that makes you think she's jizz'd?
<{cadets}> some funny shit...
<{Toastey}> i'll see if i can find any of my other friends to come talk to you about jizzing..
<{Cadet1}> when?
<{Toastey}> some other time..
<{Toastey}> but i should really go now....
<{Cadet1}> e-mail
<{Cadet1}> ??
<{Toastey}> uhm........ give me your email address..
<{Cadet1}> [email protected] -- EMAIL HIM! LAUGH AT HIM! :P
<{Toastey}> i'll save this conversation and get people to email you about jizzing..
<{Cadet1}> yours??
<{Toastey}> i'll email you later..
<{Toastey}> i don't have email right now..
<{Cadet1}> okay
<{Cadet1}> niether do i
<{Toastey}> uh.. you just said you do.
<{Cadet1}> Iam using my friends
<{Cadet1}> account
<{Toastey}> oh.. ok.. even better.. he can read it and laugh at you because you didn't know about jizzing..
<{Cadet1}> yep!!
<{Toastey}> i'll get some people to email you and bug you about jizzing too.
<{Toastey}> it's just such a shame you've never jizzed before..
<{Cadet1}> souns great!
<{Toastey}> ok.... cya cadet
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That's all I feel like putting on here right now folks.. Check back later.. I'll be sure to have more :)